Monday, July 6, 2009

Well, the Big Man came by...

...and requested we add the caption

"America Ball Land - We don't have to love it if we don't to!"


Jehovah

Well. good news Ladies and Gentlemen

Well. good news Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just returned from a meeting with the League of Planets this morning and we have unanimously passed a resolution to now recognize the planet of America Ball Land! As they say in Hollywoodland,

'You have been conquered, Please take me to your Leader!'

So, God bless America Ball Land, the State of Wassilla (I tacked that on as a rider,) and the State of Texas which recognizes it!

Here are some examples of our Official Letter Head, Motto, Flag, New Anthem and Official Religion that you can now use in correspondence with but not limited to us and or others when talking about us!

Letter Head: Lone Star State - Be lonely no more - Here comes Lone Star State No. 2!
Motto: We are revolting - because we have no class in America!
Flag: Similar to the Lone Star State Flag with the handwritten word 'BALL' in large black ominous magic marker written on it and a reasonable hand drawn facsimile of the moon drawn near the Lone Star in felt pen!
Anthem: Midnight at the Oasis (a 1974 rock song performed by singer Maria Muldaur about Cacti and Deserts)
Official Religion: Don't ask - Don't tell.

(So, take that Osama. Where is your moon God now, bitch? Chillin with George W. Bush that's where. Sipping on Corona's out back. Cooking with the Bible and talking turkey with Jehovah 'bout just how bad we are gonna get you back. Hahahahahahahha. lolololololololol.)


Sincerely yours

The Holy Living
POTUS of
America Ball Land.

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